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• His full name is Michael "Mick" Mundy.
  this means we technically share a first name. my name is Mikhail, which is the Russian version of the name Michael.
• His MBTI is ISTP. His enneagram is sp5. Has a 3 in his tritype, possibly on the 1-3-5 tritype variation.
• His birthday is January 20th, 1942.
• He does not identify with the NZ national identity, and considers himself Australian regardless of his origin.
• Won't get offended if you call him a Kiwi, he's not denying his birthplace. He just doesn't feel a connection to NZ.
• In fact, he loathes the NZ, subconsciously projecting the image of his shitty birth parents upon all Kiwis.
• The money, that he gets from mercenary work, he donates to charity for animal preservation. Despite being a hunter.
• Solitude > animals > humans, actually
• Autistic. Awful understanding of social cues.
• Gay. Had some flings in his very early 20s. Doesn't like to talk about it.
• Avoidant to a degree, can just disappear if he needs time alone.
• Cherishes his solitude a great deal. Introverted.
• Awful at dealing with cold weather and hates the feeling of cold hands.
• Besides his talent in music, he doodles on occasion. Mostly crudely drawn guns out of boredom.
• Sleeps/naps all the time because he doesn't sleep at nights much.
• In fact, he's one of the rare cases of people who don't need more than 3-4 hours of sleep to function at their best.
• Still, he enjoys napping a lot because people don't bother him if he's napping.
• Never actually angry or offended. No one knows what can actually piss him off.
• His love language is touch. Tends to carefully hold my hand as a tender gesture.
• He is as awkward about any sorts of love stuff as you'd imagine him to be.
  that's the cutest part about him.
• Physically unable to act hot/sexy intentionally, always ends up a clown.